Joe: idk if we can put our talks about black people on the blog
me: damn
Joe: unless there is a big disclaimer, says we love black people, then have testimonies of a few black people we know saying we are cool
like marcus
me: i was gonna use this for the blog site image
Joe: not bad, but
how about 2 old black southern guys sitting in rocking chairs drinking beers?
me: love it
Joe: OMG
me: yes! joe!
u did it!
Joe: if you are not the guy on the right side idk who is
that is YOU
and i'm the guy on the left, reading yet listening to your shenanigans
Joe: look at his hands
thats what you are like
me: it is what im like
thank you for thinking of me as an awesome old black guy
Joe: hahaha yup
you need to say something like "we need input from a black person on this subject"
me: ok...how about something from marcus...for the "disclaimer"
Joe: haha
what about that big girl you banged in long beach?
maybe an email from her saying you like the dark meat?
there goes my political career
me: man I don't think we even got each other's actual emails...we just communicated through okcupid chats I think...
Joe: i'm sure she's still on there
can't believe you never showed me a pic of her
you're the worst
this her?
me: nah, celebrities are tough
Joe: haha
true that
i've been trying to nail down carrie underwood for years
then she got married to some hockey player
i played hockey too!
me: ur carrie underwood stuff might've just saved ur political career, assuming you join the "good ol' boy" party
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