Fantasy Football Team Name

 Joe:  jeff i need a good FF name

Geno pick city is actually kinda good

I drive maneul, not stick.

Matt Leinart buffalo bills starting qb

you're a writer, so write me some damn copy!

Sent at 10:46 AM on Monday

 me:  how about Matt Leinart Will Give Buffalo Wings

 Joe: FUCKING RIGHT

 me:  its has 2 meanings

they'll grow wings...and he might just walk up to you and feed you

 Joe:  i dont get the 2nd part

 me:  ?

he'll give you buffalo wings

 Joe:  oh

i see

yeah yeah

 me:  man quit hitting that geno pick city joint

 Joe:  i thought maybe he worked at a soup kitchen or something during his free agency

 me:  how about (i mean it's way too long, but still golden) Matt Leinart Meant to Apply to Buffalo Wild Wings, Took the Job Anyway

 Joe:  i still dont know how to make my team name more than 2 words

 me:  it's only so many characters for First: then same for Nickname:

15 characters per box

 Joe:  ok

i see

 me:  Buffalo's Great Black Hope

 Joe:  yes

thats it

 me:  Buffalo's Going Dark

 Joe:  its short enough

 me:  Dark Buffalo Meat

i can go all day

 Joe:  mine is awesome

 me:  Buffalo Fried Chicken 
Joe:  i used the great black hope one

We Love Anna Torv (and FRINGE!!!! - from 7/30/13)

**sorry about the formatting...gchat's weird about copy and pasting saved chats**  Joe

anna torv doing lesbian stuff on tv http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/07/30/anna-torv-ryan-murphy/ Jeff  yessss man anna looks hot in that pic  PERFECT teeth  mmmmm  now im thinking about her ass on fringe...especially in season 5...when those jeans were low cut, and she wore that tight little jacket that ended just above them...  Joe  haha, who talks about teeth?  Jeff  would u rather i said smile?  means the same thing  Joe haha, either or  alrighty, im getting off the chat.  later.  Jeff  pc

Disclaimer (We Love Black People...especially old wise-looking ones)

Joe:  idk if we can put our talks about black people on the blog

 me:  damn

 Joe:  unless there is a big disclaimer, says we love black people, then have testimonies of a few black people we know saying we are cool

like marcus

me:  i was gonna use this for the blog site image

Joe:  not bad, but

how about 2 old black southern guys sitting in rocking chairs drinking beers?

 me:  love it

Joe: OMG

 me:  yes!  joe!

u did it!

 Joe:  if you are not the guy on the right side idk who is

that is YOU

and i'm the guy on the left, reading yet listening to your shenanigans

 Joe:  look at his hands

thats what you are like

 me:  it is what im like

thank you for thinking of me as an awesome old black guy

 Joe:  hahaha yup

you need to say something like "we need input from a black person on this subject"

me:  ok...how about something from marcus...for the "disclaimer"

Joe:  haha

what about that big girl you banged in long beach?

maybe an email from her saying you like the dark meat?

there goes my political career

 me:  man I don't think we even got each other's actual emails...we just communicated through okcupid chats I think...

 Joe:  i'm sure she's still on there

can't believe you never showed me a pic of her

you're the worst

 this her?

me:  nah, celebrities are tough

Joe:  haha

true that

i've been trying to nail down carrie underwood for years

then she got married to some hockey player

i played hockey too!

me:  ur carrie underwood stuff might've just saved ur political career, assuming you join the "good ol' boy" party

Good Eats (gchat convo 8/13/13)

me:  this looks delicious

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/publix-subs-are-the-most-delicious-thing-to-ever-happen-on-e

 J:  what do we have here

buzzfeed is blocked

damn

 me:  just a southern region grocery store that makes absurdly delicious sandwiches, apparently

called publix

 J:  they are alright

 me:  they make a chicken fingers sub

chicken fingers.  SUB.

 J:  publix is the grocery story in ALT

its alright

 me:  joe stop stomping my dreams you miserable asshole

 i have never been there or tasted one of their sandwiches, but i believe they make the best sandwiches on earth

 J:  they fail where their sauces fail

 me:  damn

sauces are very very key

noticed the article had little sauce talk

hmmm

 J:  yeah, i've had it with buffalo

they don't put enough buffalo on it!

but its been awhile

tell you what jeff, if we ever make it to atlanta together we'll hit the publix   

me:  sweet

ok joe - what's the best sandwich place you've ever been to?

 J:  mmm

 me:  where every piece of the sandwich was ON POINT

the bread, the meat, the veggies, the sauce, the cheese...all just perfect

 J:  shit man, i know its not NYC or anything but that Godmother is basically everything i could want in a sandwich. the meat is amazing, perfect amount and right types of veggies, the hot peppers are the tits, has just the right amount of tasty condiments, and the bread is so good that i have on at least 5 occasions had their bread for my dinner

 me:  nice

 J:  i can't speak to their other products since i dont see why i'd get them, but yeah man, that godmother is a proper sandwich

 me:  indeed

well maybe i need to try it again...with the spicy peppers

 J:  spicy peppers make the world of difference

 me:  i can only imagine

u ever see ratatouille?

 J:  haha of course    

i love it

 me:  they make food look SO GOOD

the way he tastes stuff for the first time, and those colors mix as he tastes new flavors creating even better ones...magic

 J:  yup

 me:  was that what it was like the first time u bit into a godmother?

 J:  its a great movie

remember when damn drops bit into that five guys burger?  kinda like that

 me:  hahaha yes

DAMN DAMN DAAAAYAAAAAAMMMMM